Our popular Scaring Racists hat now available in a Richardson 112.

We don't kinkshame here, but we're pretty sure those folks wearing the goofy red hats don't realize they're cuckholds for big T. Except instead of the corner chair in a hotel, it's the driver's seat of a Dodge Ram with thin blue line stickers. And instead of their spouse, it's a whole ass country.

Product specifications:

• Material: 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill

• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)

• 6 embroidered eyelets

• Stretch band

• Silver undervisor

• Head circumference: 22”–23 7/8” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)