Does your kid scream when they don't get their way? Do they get uncomfortable around people of color? Do they narc when they see daddy putting his "special juice" in his morning coffee because he tries so hard to be the "fun" parent but he struggles against the landscape of a dying world, an apathetic society and lack of any hope in sight? THEN THIS IS FOR YOU!
 
100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
Classic fit
Runs true to size
Tear-away label