Does your baby have subpar shooting skills? Do they lack the ability to deescalate confrontations? Do they stare into your soul while dropping the wettest heater in their diaper knowing you had to take them into the shower with you to wash the last one off of them? Then you need this shirt to remind others that they're not a cop.
 
100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
Classic fit
Runs true to size