Why blend in at the beach when you could blend into the hedgerows of County Tyrone? These swim trunks come fully loaded with Irish DPM camo, fast-dry fabric, and a mesh lining that keeps your bits supported. Whether you’re diving into the pool or tactically wading into a pub argument about partition, these trunks say, “I came here to cannonball and cause a little historical discomfort.”
 
Designed to end right above the knee, because you respect tradition, but not enough to wear cargo shorts in 90-degree weather. Just enough coverage to stay modest, just short enough to sprint from awkward family history convos.
 
Mesh-lined pockets hold your keys, your smokes, or that note you didn’t pass to British authorities. The drawstring waist keeps things snug when you’re running from the past or just from a seagull with attitude.
 
Sunscreen not included. Paramilitary banter absolutely is.
 
 
Features:
– Irish DPM camo for that “on holiday but politically complex” look
– Ends right above the knee for maximum mobility and just a hint of rebellion
– 100% polyester, fast-dry fabric so you’re never damp for long
– Mesh basket lining (for tactical comfort)
– Printed care label that definitely says, “Wash cold, fight hot”
– Side pockets to store petty contraband