Why wear loud prints when you could wear the landscape? These pink topography swim trunks look like you walked off a contour map and straight into a cold plunge. Fast-drying, mesh-lined, and built with a drawstring waist that stays put whether you’re swimming, hiking, or vanishing for the weekend.
Hits just above the knee. Pockets hold keys, snacks, or that folded trail map you won’t admit you need. For the guy who’s not lost — just somewhere better.
 
Features:
– Irish DPM camo for that “on holiday but politically complex” look
– Ends right above the knee for maximum mobility and just a hint of rebellion
– 100% polyester, fast-dry fabric so you’re never damp for long
– Mesh basket lining (for tactical comfort)
– Printed care label that definitely says, “Wash cold, fight hot”
– Side pockets to store petty contraband
 
Waist Sizing:
XS - 29in
S - 30in
M - 32in
L - 33in
XL - 35in
2XL - 37in
3XL - 38in